Hadlogbast is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, proud dragon.

Hadlogbast created a charm quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Hadlogbast, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hadlogbast, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Hadlogbast's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Hadlogbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about capybaras.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.