Madmifstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, overgenerous wolf.

Madmifstaf created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madmifstaf, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Madmifstaf, she will strike you with lightening.

Madmifstaf's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Madmifstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.