Janhongut is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, capable wren.

Janhongut created snails five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Janhongut, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Janhongut, he will turn you into a mouse.

Janhongut's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Janhongut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured snails.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Retreat if four snakes approach from the west.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity.