Bopsadfitteenpinjamrat is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, charitable centaur.

Bopsadfitteenpinjamrat created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bopsadfitteenpinjamrat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bopsadfitteenpinjamrat, he will turn you into a dog.

Bopsadfitteenpinjamrat's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Bopsadfitteenpinjamrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Bopsadfitteenpinjamrat on top of important buildings.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

5. Always stare at clouds.