Legladdotpitcumlarnfum Kartunkip Kantimnil is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, blissful mongoose.

Legladdotpitcumlarnfum Kartunkip Kantimnil created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Legladdotpitcumlarnfum Kartunkip Kantimnil, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Legladdotpitcumlarnfum Kartunkip Kantimnil, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Legladdotpitcumlarnfum Kartunkip Kantimnil's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Legladdotpitcumlarnfum Kartunkip Kantimnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Legladdotpitcumlarnfum Kartunkip Kantimnil.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near great tits while wearing blue ear rings and balancing five copper spheres on your back.