Kanpashub is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, quiet penguin.

Kanpashub created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanpashub, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kanpashub, he will turn you into a frog.

Kanpashub's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Kanpashub's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never wear green hats.

5. Worship no other gods but Kanpashub.