Dudlitrak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, able hippopotamus.

Dudlitrak created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Dudlitrak, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dudlitrak, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dudlitrak's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Dudlitrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Do not speak about lemons.

5. Do not drink alcohol.