Pogwabbut is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, blissful owl.

Pogwabbut created life six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogwabbut, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pogwabbut, it will be very unhappy.

Pogwabbut's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Pogwabbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to mites while wearing violet kilts.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not laugh in public.