Latdidbelltarppasfosstarg is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, smart goat.

Latdidbelltarppasfosstarg created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Latdidbelltarppasfosstarg, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Latdidbelltarppasfosstarg, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Latdidbelltarppasfosstarg's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Latdidbelltarppasfosstarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.