Dusshap is a god.
He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, stupid
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Dusshap created a charm quark eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dusshap, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Dusshap, he will torture you forever.
Dusshap's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Dusshap's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Never bounce near squirrels.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dusshap.