Dinbaglit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tranquil porpoise.

Dinbaglit created matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dinbaglit, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dinbaglit, he will turn you into a tree.

Dinbaglit's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Dinbaglit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Dinbaglit in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Never talk about turtles.