Yarxuckrip is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, fussy
deer.
Yarxuckrip created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Yarxuckrip, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Yarxuckrip, it will refuse to believe in you.
Yarxuckrip's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Yarxuckrip's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill rats.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.