Yarxuckrip is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, fussy deer.

Yarxuckrip created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yarxuckrip, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yarxuckrip, it will refuse to believe in you.

Yarxuckrip's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Yarxuckrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill rats.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.