Mipcanomt is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sapient
parrot.
Mipcanomt created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mipcanomt, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Mipcanomt, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Mipcanomt's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Mipcanomt's Holy Commandments1. Learn six new languages a year.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Do not shave your back.
4. Retreat if seven foxes approach from the east.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.