Mipcanomt is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sapient parrot.

Mipcanomt created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipcanomt, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mipcanomt, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Mipcanomt's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Mipcanomt's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Retreat if seven foxes approach from the east.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.