Quafmat is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, ill-tempered
goat.
Quafmat created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Quafmat, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Quafmat, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Quafmat's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Quafmat's Holy Commandments1. Quafmat loves goats, so they must be respected.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Do not eat aubergines.
4. Never talk about dark energy.
5. Worship no other gods but Quafmat.