Bimdamaf is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, irritating
whale.
Bimdamaf created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bimdamaf, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Bimdamaf, he will turn you into a rat.
Bimdamaf's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Bimdamaf's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. You must love Bimdamaf.
3. Never think about solid mechanics near foxes while wearing pink corsets and balancing eight zinc spheres on your face.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Do not speak about lentils.