Cusspagyim is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, two-faced
hydra.
Cusspagyim created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cusspagyim, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Cusspagyim, she will not care.
Cusspagyim's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Cusspagyim's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Cusspagyim must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Do not kill frogs.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.