Ponfombog is a god.

It takes the form of a large, vain parrot.

Ponfombog created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponfombog, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ponfombog, it will be very unhappy.

Ponfombog's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Ponfombog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near rats while wearing violet kilts and balancing four copper spheres on your arms.

2. Run away from white aardvarks, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. Never feed pineapples to monkeys while wearing purple scarves.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Ponfombog on top of all buildings.