Budditstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, staggering lizard.

Budditstaf created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budditstaf, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Budditstaf, it will be very sad.

Budditstaf's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Budditstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick horses.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Budditstaf.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Budditstaf.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always help mites in need.