Xucktiknell is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, grumpy hyena.

Xucktiknell created tapeworms six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucktiknell, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Xucktiknell, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Xucktiknell's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Xucktiknell's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never paint your neck yellow.

3. Worship no other gods but Xucktiknell.

4. Do not kill squirrels.

5. Run away from blue bats, for they are unholy.