Matbabmot is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, merciful human.

Matbabmot created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Matbabmot, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Matbabmot, she will strike you with lightening.

Matbabmot's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Matbabmot's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. You must pray to Matbabmot five times a day.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Never sprint near moths.

5. Matbabmot loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.