Ceplaptof is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, charitable hedgehog.

Ceplaptof created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ceplaptof, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Ceplaptof, she will turn you into a hamster.

Ceplaptof's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Ceplaptof's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four nickel sculptures of Ceplaptof on top of important buildings.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.