Wiphapdum is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, tiresome bee.

Wiphapdum created Europe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wiphapdum, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Wiphapdum, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Wiphapdum's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Wiphapdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about electromagnetism.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always obey Wiphapdum's priests.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Wiphapdum must be the most important thing in your life.