Yattfodyog is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, smart pigeon.

Yattfodyog created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattfodyog, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yattfodyog, it will have a low opinion of you.

Yattfodyog's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Yattfodyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always treat snakes with great respect.

3. Run away if six snails approach from the east.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.