Yikloplam is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unthoughtful rhinoceros.

Yikloplam created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikloplam, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yikloplam, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Yikloplam's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Yikloplam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yikloplam.

5. Always stare at clouds.