Arndogvol is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, omnipotent wren.

Arndogvol created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arndogvol, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Arndogvol, it will turn you into a puffin.

Arndogvol's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Arndogvol's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six badgers approach from the west.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never feed wheat to squirrels while wearing red tights.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near gulls while wearing yellow shirts and balancing nine gold spheres on your face.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.