Dutdam is a god.

He takes the form of a large, irritating zebra.

Dutdam created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dutdam, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dutdam, he will laugh at you.

Dutdam's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Dutdam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Always look after injured whales.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Retreat if five doves approach from the east.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Dutdam.