Litnillneg is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless swallow.

Litnillneg created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litnillneg, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Litnillneg, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Litnillneg's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Litnillneg's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Litnillneg three times a day.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. You must never eat cherries.

5. Retreat if four ducks approach from the north.