Mobbellbid is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, awesome centaur.

Mobbellbid created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobbellbid, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mobbellbid, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mobbellbid's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Mobbellbid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three aardvarks approach from the south.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.