Cudweenad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, deceitful tapir.

Cudweenad created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cudweenad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cudweenad, it will ignore you.

Cudweenad's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Cudweenad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Erect seven silver sculptures of Cudweenad on top of important buildings.

4. Never think ill of sick horses.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.