Bastkikhiv is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, sage parrot.

Bastkikhiv created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bastkikhiv, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bastkikhiv, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bastkikhiv's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Bastkikhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to sheep while wearing fawn stockings.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about gravity near voles while wearing gray shoes.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about fire.