Xenrowpit is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, impressive porpoise.

Xenrowpit created the world three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenrowpit, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xenrowpit, it will send minions to preach to you.

Xenrowpit's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Xenrowpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Retreat if nine dogs approach from the north.