Xenrowpit is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, impressive
porpoise.
Xenrowpit created the world three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Xenrowpit, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Xenrowpit, it will send minions to preach to you.
Xenrowpit's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Xenrowpit's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.
5. Retreat if nine dogs approach from the north.