Gathonren is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, tranquil jellyfish.

Gathonren created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gathonren, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gathonren, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Gathonren's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Gathonren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

4. Never talk about squirrels.

5. Always help sick manatees.