Lunlibmotvoltonkwan is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, uncaring wombat.

Lunlibmotvoltonkwan created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunlibmotvoltonkwan, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lunlibmotvoltonkwan, he will destroy your favourite star.

Lunlibmotvoltonkwan's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Lunlibmotvoltonkwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near hamsters while wearing green skirts and balancing three silicon spheres on your back.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. Never think about special relativity near otters while wearing indigo shoes and balancing eight iron spheres on your feet.