Bellbomjan is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, thoughtless hare.

Bellbomjan created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellbomjan, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bellbomjan, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bellbomjan's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bellbomjan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Never eat carrots.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.