Lantapkongidmipleghabbell Xucdogpon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humane tapir.

Lantapkongidmipleghabbell Xucdogpon created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lantapkongidmipleghabbell Xucdogpon, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lantapkongidmipleghabbell Xucdogpon, she will have a low opinion of you.

Lantapkongidmipleghabbell Xucdogpon's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Lantapkongidmipleghabbell Xucdogpon's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not hurt mites.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Lantapkongidmipleghabbell Xucdogpon loves otters, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not take Lantapkongidmipleghabbell Xucdogpon's name in vain.