Bissgigarf Cubkarstik is a god.

It takes the form of a small, capable fly.

Bissgigarf Cubkarstik created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissgigarf Cubkarstik, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bissgigarf Cubkarstik, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bissgigarf Cubkarstik's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bissgigarf Cubkarstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Do not hurt ducks.