Himomtfit is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, egotistical wasp.

Himomtfit created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Himomtfit, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Himomtfit, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Himomtfit's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Himomtfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Himomtfit.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.