Kandudrak is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, bad-tempered crab.

Kandudrak created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kandudrak, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kandudrak, she will be mildly annoyed.

Kandudrak's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Kandudrak's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Worship no other gods but Kandudrak.