Camfigbog is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciful frog.

Camfigbog created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Camfigbog, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Camfigbog, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Camfigbog's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Camfigbog's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet dogs for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about dark matter near geese while wearing green boots and balancing nine lead spheres on your legs.

3. Do not speak about pineapples.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.