Bossjipjab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-confident cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bossjipjab created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossjipjab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bossjipjab, she will boil you in a big pot.

Bossjipjab's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bossjipjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near sharks.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism.

5. You must pray to Bossjipjab six times a day.