Xucbissvog is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, charitable scorpion.

Xucbissvog created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucbissvog, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Xucbissvog, it will curse you with boils.

Xucbissvog's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Xucbissvog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xucbissvog.

2. Do not eat oranges.

3. Never talk about grasshopers.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Never run in the presence of mites.