Litbemhiv is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unjust guinea pig.

Litbemhiv created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Litbemhiv, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Litbemhiv, it will turn you into a snail.

Litbemhiv's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Litbemhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never feed pineapples to horses while wearing kilts.

4. Always treat ants with great respect.

5. Do not covet oxen.