Bast is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, ruthless
bee.
Bast created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bast, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Bast, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Bast's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.
Bast's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Never think ill of sick tortoises.
5. Hide if four goats approach from the south.