Biggomkap is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, emotional jellyfish.

Biggomkap created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Biggomkap, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Biggomkap, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Biggomkap's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Biggomkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Always help whales.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Biggomkap in the centre of the settlement.