Jabhonmin is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, caring pigeon.

Jabhonmin created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabhonmin, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jabhonmin, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Jabhonmin's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Jabhonmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jabhonmin.

4. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

5. Do not listen to music.