Lidfonced is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, astonishing crocodile.

Lidfonced created dark energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidfonced, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Lidfonced, he will laugh at you.

Lidfonced's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Lidfonced's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Put Lidfonced first in all things.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Do not hurt eagles.

5. Do not keep three capybaras in a large pit.