Koplibcamyarl is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, temperamental
guinea pig.
Koplibcamyarl created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.
If you believe in
Koplibcamyarl, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Koplibcamyarl, he will turn you into a sparrow.
Koplibcamyarl's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Koplibcamyarl's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about planets.
2. Feed all hungry capybaras.
3. Koplibcamyarl must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Always treat gulls with great respect.