Koplibcamyarl is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, temperamental guinea pig.

Koplibcamyarl created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Koplibcamyarl, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Koplibcamyarl, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Koplibcamyarl's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Koplibcamyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Feed all hungry capybaras.

3. Koplibcamyarl must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always treat gulls with great respect.