Bidbadkenbincum is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, confident wren.

Bidbadkenbincum created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Bidbadkenbincum, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bidbadkenbincum, he will turn you into a snail.

Bidbadkenbincum's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Bidbadkenbincum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Bidbadkenbincum in the centre of the settlement.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not speak about bananas.