Fossqueegsit is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, emotional
camel.
Fossqueegsit created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fossqueegsit, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Fossqueegsit, she will send two she bears to sort you out.
Fossqueegsit's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.
Fossqueegsit's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Never write about galaxies.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Fossqueegsit on top of all buildings.