Kabrensog is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, astonishing jellyfish.

Kabrensog created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kabrensog, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kabrensog, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Kabrensog's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Kabrensog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat tomatoes.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near badgers while wearing green rings and balancing seven silver spheres on your neck.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about rats.